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14th October, 2008. 4:05 pm. egg

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13th January, 2008. 12:55 am. how does one live

I work with a girl named kimi, She's a sweet girl ( about 20 or so) that would never think a bad thing about anyone, mostly because she doesn't think. That's not a joke, shes the reason there are blond jokes. in other words she makes Jessica Simpson look smart. For example, today we were cleaning theaters and Kimi decides to tell us some she just learned (you should sit down before reading further) ....... She learned that Jerusalem is a real place that people can really go to. Now you may need a moment to reread that last bit but yes it does say what you think it does. Up untill a few days ago she was somehow unaware that Jerusalem was anything other than a place talked about in the Bible.

So yeah I have nothing else to say about this, Mostly because I don't know what else to say. Other than, I don't know how someone can live for 20 years and not know something like this. Also because the few people I spoken with about didn't believe me. This is NOT a joke. I can't make this up.

P.S. Up till a few months ago Kimi was dating Steveo. For more on his story and others go to piyocola's live journal for DEC 25 2007.

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5th April, 2007. 11:30 pm. biggest light wieght ever

Sorry in advance for any and all mistakes but i can not be held accountable for this.

I've been sick for the last few days and working alot and going to all my classes so I haven;t really been resting and my cold/whatever it is hasn't gotten better. So I went out with Kat toight and got Dayquill and night quill. When I got home I took two dayquills ad sat down on the couch. threehours later I finally got the nerve up to go to the bathroom. dayquill makes me high or drunk or something around the two. and when I am frunk or high i am very easy to scare. see kat had a late class but I had started to get lopy before she left. and before she left she told me not to burn the house down and to not hurt my self. and that combined with Brandie telling me that I was in no condision to drive a car had me stuck on the chouch for almost the entire time kat was gone. i had to ee but couldn't because I was afraid I would hurt myself and I was hunry but I couldn't make anything cause I might have burned the ousedown and I couldn't drive cause Brandie said it would be bad and they both said I should never take dayquill again. Also I am fine by myself by if i''m around any one I talk alot andgiggle andam ery funny so says people and all of this of f two pills. But I felt better for a little while. and now I'm going to bed cause i just told night quill and I'm sleepy.


Current mood: sick.

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26th March, 2006. 10:17 pm. blah

Back at school. Classes start tomorrow. Break was great. Want to go home.

Current mood: blah.

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9th February, 2006. 10:51 am. Biggest Dork

I have SRAQUEST!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it! I know it's not that good ut I still love it and now I have it! YAY! So yes I'm the biggest dork around but I embrace it.

Current mood: Dorky.

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27th January, 2006. 3:08 pm. Voice-mail

I HAVE VOICEMAIL!!!!!! Finally, mum got me voice-mail so when you call me phone it wont ring forever! Jut thought I let you know.

Current mood: voicemail.

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25th January, 2006. 4:42 pm. I need a boy

So I went and saw Casanova the other night and it was GREAT, just what I was in the mood for. Unfortunately after I wanted cuddles......and other stuff..... but thats not the point. I need a guy and he needs to be straight cause there are somethings a gay one should not be needed for.

Anyway got this in SOC 200 and wanted to share, it a list of the health benefits that come with Frequent sex. (I thought it was appropriate for this post)

Lower mortality rates.

Reduced risk of prostate cancer.

Improves posture.

Boosts self esteem.

Makes a person feel younger.

Firms tummy and buttocks.

Keeps spouses connected emotionally.

Offers pain-relief.

Gives people a positive attitude on life.

Reduced risk of heart disease.

Makes a person more calm.

Improves fitness level.

Makes a person less irritable.

Reduced depression.

Improved sense of smell.

Current mood: need a GUY!!!.

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23rd January, 2006. 7:56 pm. Exothermic or Endothermic

Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?

As you study for exams, remember its not the quantity it's the quantity. And remember there is no substitute for pure unadulterated bull

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."

The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.

Current mood: good.

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23rd January, 2006. 1:22 am. saw this and had to share, read with caution

I'm writing a paper on transvestism and this was in some of my reading. Oh, Bryan your above average.

Various studies have suggested that somewhere between 5 and 6 inches when fully erect is the usual range. The longest medically verified penis was 13 1/2 inches long. But human beings can't hold a candle (so to speak) to the African elephant, who can sport an erection as long as 5 or 6 feet, or whales, with erections as long as 9 or 10 feet and one foot in diameter! If male readers are feeling a bit inferior, do not despair: The smallest human penis on medical record is less than an inch long, fully erect. At least you're not him.

Current mood: hate of the papers.

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19th January, 2006. 1:17 pm. again I update

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Current mood: blah.

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